Congrats to the most successful hatchling to come from Ted Cruz’s brood of glistening, chitinous eggs.

Why can’t this douche just get on with his future in the D-league so we can all forget about him until his ESPN 30 for 30 comes out?

If they didn’t want it stolen, their servers shouldn’t have been dressed like that!

THEY HACK THE RIGHT WAY!

I think this is why a lot flame out in the NFL. They can’t run a program the same way and can’t get the most out of guys without controlling everything they do from dusk til dawn.

Going to extreme lengths to prove that Reddit users actually get laid.

Why though? Federer would probably beat Serena 6-0 6-0. He’s much better at tennis.

Is there any other profession riddled with so many deranged power mad neurotics as a standard college football coach? Half the shit these guys pull wouldn’t sound out of place in a North Korean press release

Not even clear she’s the best female tennis player of all time, but it’s a nice story if you don’t think too hard about it.

“Also, players moms are no longer allowed to watch games on tv. Really glad that electromagnetic waves found it in their heart to transmit that information before she could hear it from us.”

If she’s not good enough to compete on the elite tour, the men’s, then she can’t be the greatest ever.

Cute but no.

“SHE’S REACHED THE TOP OF THE TENNIS WORLD, BUT FACES HER GREATEST CHALLENGE YET; MOTHERHOOD”

If only we lived is some sort of technologically advanced society where college kids could effortlessly communicate with their families in real time. We could give them some sort of portable or mobile device that they could carry around to facilitate that communication.

That would be awesome.

Yes it is definitely about the moms, who definitely find out about their sons’ injuries from the local Athens sportswriters and not from, like, their actual sons.

Kirby’s Law does not, however, prohibit beat writers from publishing previews of the Outback Bowl 364 days out.

And the father of the child has announced that his pelvis is almost fully healed.

Kirby Smart — All the charm of Nick Saban without the results....

It’s about ethics in sports journalism.

It’s about all the moms out there.