Poor kid, no father to prevent him from becoming a full-kit wanker.

I had no idea he was represented by David Carradine.

His lawyer is even trying to get him off on this one too!

If it makes you feel any better, the Reinsdorfs’ dedication to cronyism and complacency means that GarPax were probably gonna stick around for 3-5 more years regardless of what happened in the postseason.

“This is definitely about us”

That totally makes sense, since we all know that a player almost winning a game by himself is more important than 2 actual victories.

Couldn’t possibly be the 2nd shittiest... have you seen the Sacramento tire fire or the Knicks?

I’ve seen a lot of this around, mainly from Celtics fans. All about Lebron’s cowardice in not wanting to face the “juggernaut” Bulls team, fears of getting posterized by Wade, falling apart, 0-4 this season against them.

Strategic tanking! Jordan would never do that...

And you’re ignoring the fact that my comment was a goddamned joke...

This series just further illustrates Lebron’s genius. That 2 seed was no accident.

Oh man, I had to watch Laz Diaz call two completely different strike zones last night, one for right-handed hitters and one for left. It was a goddamned clown show.

But, West is a good umpire who lets his ego get in the way of his job. His strike zone isn’t exactly accurate, but it’s consistent and his judgement calls…

West is actually a very good umpire, but a massive prick.

This wasn’t even the first time THIS WEEK that CB Bucknor has been involved with some nonsense.

It’s the curse of the 90s Braves and the 17-foot wide strike zones that led to their 14 straight division titles (and only one World Series), somehow imported to the new stadium and infecting the current umpires (despite the lack of a national TV contract).

If you fail a test, you make the league minimum the rest of your career. I bet that will weed out these juicers.

Yeah I just looked and apparently this stuff is injection only

What a dumb fuck, everyone knows deca can show up in tests for up to 18 months. Be smarter, go to Korea and do PED’s then come back to America. Duh.

Pirates and Marte fan here. I could give a shit about him using PED’s. What pisses me off is the statement. You got caught, own it, move on, don’t treat us like we’re stupid enough to think you “accidentally” injected something.

If I remember correctly, Nandrolone is not an “Oops, I didn’t know the supplement I took had that in it” but rather the Roger Clemons “Ouch, that needle in my butt hurts” variety. Like 80's & 90's type stuff.