The same assholes (we all know one’s like him) who spend most of their youth being a total asshole and then suddenly they “find God” and continue being a total asshole but this time claiming it’s God’s Will.

Annnnnd now Gran Peg’s become nothing more than a meaningless stimulus instigating an automatic eye-roll response. Most Pulitzer-worthy!

“I think we can agree he brings a certain amount of disorder”

Not very encouraging if the reaction inside the NFL, to losing a guy who might have been very good at his job but whose job was essentially to oversee the administration and enforcement of a pretty thorough rule-book, is “oh shit, this is a problem.”

1) He’ll probably make 10x as much at CBS

I hope they put Mike Carey in there! I just want to watch coaches, teams, owners and fans all go ape shit!

LOL @ calling Porzingis a generational talent. Guy finished with a worse PER than Richaun Holmes, one of the widely mocked Sam Hinkie second-round picks

Has anybody in NBA history (besides Robert Horry) been a benefactor of being in the right place at the right time more than this guy?

Waltzes into early 70s Knicks, takes over PEAK MJ Bulls and later PEAK Shaq and Kobe Lakers.

When asked for a comment, Reyes said:

What I don’t get is how many assholes are allowed to coach sports teams, particularly at the amateur level. OSU had the same problem a couple years back UofM Duluth before that. I think women are more willing to call out these assholes while many men are afraid to because it migh hurt their chances with pro teams.

I’ve been calling for a bizarro tourney for years (a similar version of the 2nd finalist). I’d never thought out all the kinks, but making the bottom half play in a March Madness-esque tourney for the draft pick would be amazing, IMO. A lot of issues to try and fix, but you would see bottom teams like the 6er’s go out…

How the absolute fuck did he get another job?

They’re not the first. The Dbacks park has a big pool in the outfield. There may be others, but that’s the one that comes to mind.

So, they’re stupid, is what youre saying?

In China they call his style, “Loving, Sensitive, White Teddy Bear”

Perhaps it is time to revisit that draft lottery status for the best-worst team. Miss the playoffs by one game get a bump in % for the lottery.

If this isn’t copypasta, it is now.

What the fuck kinda carnival place is this? Homerun statues and fucking pools? Why are there pools?!

This wasn’t even the most excruciating press conference in the past two days.

a stack of player surveys