Sounds like if you walk past this guy on the street there is a 50/50 chance you might get clocked in the face. Not sure what the solution is but seems like he has had many years to try and get better and hasn’t. If you do any research on his past you realize he is a ticking time bomb. From the article four years ago…

In 1973 the Washington Post won a Pulitzer Prize for its coverage of Watergate.

Totally not the point, but I think Peggy made that outfit out of the drapes my grandparents had in the “formal sitting room” circa 1987.

“He was born in Sicily or Donegal or Dubrovnik”

UPDATE: He ditched the Range Rover and stole a second, and when the dealer had his back turned, stole a third.

Itf the “Fort” is the armpit, does this make Gary the taint?

Starred for “sansabelt pants” and “old white dudes.” The ONLY people I can recall wearing Sans-a-Belt (??) slacks ARE old white dudes. Apparently they’re still wearing the ones from the 70s or you can buy them from a catalog.

Lethal said a few months back on J.R.’s podcast that he was very nervous when he had to do his Flair impersonation in front of Ric.

I was there once when my demented grandfather made a horribly embarrasing racist comment about our african american waiter.

Clearly you haven’t been to literally any other city in Indiana (besides Indy).

Hey, they closed down the paper mill so at least Terre Haute doesn’t stink anymore. Gary, on the other hand...

Lest we not forget Gary and Hammond ?

Haven’t been to Terre Haute?

The Gas House is not one of the forts best. Its the place where old white dudes in sansabelt pants go for prime rib.

The state gave us Mike Pence. It can get fucked.

Bloomington is an oasis of deodorant in the mist of the land of armpit

Gary, Indiana - makes abandoned sections of Detroit look like Eden.

“If you were gonna give the United States of America an enema, you’d stick the hose right here in Fort Wayne, Indiana!”

Indiana IS an armpit.

Come on. Fort Wayne has a population of 250,000. It’s no one-stoplight town.Have you even been there?