Yup, Trump is the specific antigen who selectively identifies the stupidest, most ignorant, most hateful and cognitively stunted demo in the USA... the 1% were a given.

I wonder how many coaches at similarly crappy programs are like this.

Haven’t been able to talk myself out of (sadly) expecting a Warriors sweep.

Malkin and Crosby win the Daily Double for most punchable faces on a hockey team.

*Dominos*

She needs to get that tumor on her shoulder removed.

He’s a moron.

For starters, he’s illiterate.

Eli Manning comes to mind as well.

You just don’t get it.

Tribalism and racism uber alles.

Ross is vapid, boring and generally uninteresting. A surefire ESPN stalwart in the making.

Poor little shrimp are not responsible for their name being used to denote something particularly small. Sad.

Bring back the football turd celebration!

Was Ted Cruz’s father in Florida?

Jello Biafra was my friend before Eric Boucher became Jello Biafra.

How long before the sports-industrial-political complex crashes under its own weight?

How many decades did it take to get him off the air, though?

Shotgun is the preferred weapon of choice in that situation.

As long as Gatorade sales are good, who cares?