No one will mark your words.

I’m going to invent something I will call a “ladder.” Then, I’ll make my next fortune inventing and selling handled metal devices to bore tunnels beneath the wall.

That’s what the corporate advertising psychologists want to hear!

I’m a middle-boomer. We made fun of the sandal/socks crowd long before we reached adulthood.

Maybe this is why Carl Edwards called it quits...

Probably the parent compound dissolved in adipose, not a metabolite. As you know, most metabolites are more polar and thus more readily excreted than the parent compound. Steroids, digoxin, thiopental are examples of highly nonpolar fat-soluble drugs that quickly redistribute to fat after administration, which then…

He still gets to continue his free ride on the way to a degree in plasma physics, thought, right?

Too bad, dadd-i-o, mine are locked in.

Regardless of the details of the argument, being woefully uninformed is considered a positive trait in current America.

The Fat Toad of the Hall will be open soon.

I lived there in the mid-70s. Was there ever a time when this was unusual? Glenn Miller’s time there, maybe?

Note to self: save a pic of that point-of-impact as a screensaver.

It is written somewhere in broadcasting guidelines that Aaron Rodgers must always be referred to as “Aaronrodgers.” As many times per sentence as possible. Never Rodgers, never Aaron. It’s a corollary of the “Tombrady Rule.”

West Texas! Oh, wait...

“Young coach”... still better than hearing Herbstreit, Fowler et al. say “Young freshman” ad nauseum.... or “on the defensive side of the ball” instead of “on defense.” Now, basketball “analysts” are all also in on maximizing syllables that seem to be intended to glorify / faux intellectualize their sport as well,…

I’m twice your age. Don’t give up on working your butt off for a moderately sad and depressing existence...

He started in 1978/9.

I like(d) Fred Flinstone much more...

Dolan knows that only the return of Isiah Thomas to the front office can save the Knicks.

Great, another car-selling Dykes back in west Texas.