He learned from the worst.

But Chris Collinsworth barks the word “Aaronrodgers” more times-per-minute than Al Michaels ponders how much money he makes-per-second on the air.

Internet addiction is a real thing...

I loved the ‘68 Tigers. McClain, Lolich, Horton, Kaline, Cash...

But crazier than Dock Ellis on LSD.

The soap operas are why I love sports.

Plus, Musburger swings from the dicks of all successful college football coaches.

That explains the QB mystique surrounding Tony Romo.

The Dunning-Kruger effect.

C’mom, it’s almost 2017... ignorance and emotion are the new excellence.

Will you be here all the week?

Anthony is one of those weird guys whose head is too small for his body. I believe he is lacking in frontal cortical mass, which would explain his chronic selfish, petulant behavior and inflated sense of stardom.

So much for sideline reporters being merely eye-candy bimbos (yack).

I’ve been watching ESPN since 1979 so I know the original Chris Berman. What an athletic stud he was.

Rick Barry removed all shame, or at least should have.

Stud?

I don’t think I like you.

Butterface...

Very close. Manischewitz.

So this guy is really a middle-aged woman?