But without drawing attention to how faithful we are to an imaginary friend, we’d automatically become North Korea.

Yeah, I like having them in my regional FOX Sports package. The Mavs, not so much.

More cowbell, I mean triangle.

So, Maria was not accompanying him?

No, he will not.

So you agree that only ignorant right-wingers take the Sky Fairy fiction as magical.

No, I just depend on poorly educated leaders of the flock to ‘splain it to me.

Not scandalous. Profoundly ignorant people commanding respect for being profoundly ignorant is the scandal.

Yes, because a blastocyst is a child.

IMO, depending how long a “stretch of highway” we’re talking about, Cranbury isn’t part of the shittiest stretch of the NJ Turnpipe. Disclaimer: I escaped the shithole of NJ over 40 years ago but could see how the entire Turnpike could possibly now be viewed as a single stretch of Hell from pole to pole.

Growing up in the 1960s, I pegged ND fans as similar and obnoxious as Yankee fans. I continue to detest each self-important franchise base. These days, Red Sox and Cardinal (baseball) are good comparisons.

Narcissists reward people who say nice things about them.

At least there aren’t any rattlesnakes to worry about stepping on.

Worked for me, daddio.

Nabors

But sh’e exceptionally stupid, ignorant, pious and evil. She’s got it all.

Probably JBJ and a few Big Papi sweatbands.

What’s the Hawk’s take on this? It’ll be wrong, but entertaining nonetheless.

DC baseball has always been “cursed” (or usually just plain bad). The Baltimore Bullets should have stayed in Baltimore and the name should not have been changed to the namby-pamby Wizards. Redskins can pound sound, always. Capitals? Ovechkin is always a pleasure to watch - another city deserves this above average…

And Steve Miller into the R and R HOF, too!