My best pumpkin fucking still wouldn’t get me around the Nurburgring in under 7 minutes.

If they had made the Chiron a wagon, we wouldn’t have this issue.

100% honest. This is the Kardashians of automobiles. Admittedly pretty, and expensive. But I really couldn’t care less.

A $2.5 million car with a switchblade key fob.

So... $2-3M and you still get a key from a VW?

It’s in the bathroom. Don’t disturb it.

The price of budget racing is sometimes higher than explected, as Jalopnik reader Brain Silvestro discovered.

Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em.

The summer before my first year in high school my next door neighbors got a pair of Siberian Huskie puppies, and by wintertime they had pretty much grown up. After the first big snowfall, my girlfriend and I though it would be cool to hitch them up to a largish sled I had and make them pull us down the street, which…

I’m in 10th grade comp class... I’ve received As on all of my papers so far, so I am a little confused when I am called up and told that my midterm grade is a B-. “You see, Mr X”, the teacher (an old, eyebrowless lady who looked like a sleestack) explained, “we are teaching the writing process and, while your output…

The most insane secondary school trip in history...

Hahaha! This reminds me of the time I got home from school and no one was home, and I’d left my keys at home. So I dragged an old lawnchair up to my bedroom window, and found a knife in the shed which I planned on using to pry the window open. After some jiggling around I gave up, stabbed the knife in the dirt next to…

if you ever make a post about the exact opposite: the dumbest thing you got away with in High School, I’ve got one.

As a senior in highschool i was caught stealing lemonade from the cafeteria. under the circumstances i was able to convince my teachers and later my mother that it was a misunderstanding. the lunch ladys on the other hand was having none of that shit. so the teacher is forced to do something about it. when i got taken…

You actually don’t need a time machine for that.