I for one wish this fellow many happy returns.

Everyone trying to correct you probably thinks the Panthers are 9-0, too.

It would be specified in the first reference.

Not to be that troll, but which USC?

Tennis rackets, cars, and model planes on a soccer field. Professional Calvinball team.

Whats going on?

Say she farts in her sleep or something..

I’m not sure what you’re going on about. They’re the best undefeated 8-1 team in the NFL.

8-1 is perfect. They’re going undefeated, 15-1 this year.

It may not be perfect, but at least they are an undefeated 8-1.....

Sounds delicious.

lol... “tickle tickle”

*in b4 a million “pretty sure that’s a Lambo” comments*

In foreign countries, they sell two Land Cruisers. There’s the small one (“Land Cruiser Prado”) which is the GX, and then a larger one (“Land Cruiser Amazon”) which is the LX.

I....don't really see the issue here? No one is forcing anyone to be a cheerleader, or pretty, or flat chested, or big boobed, and if you wanna do it, do it, if you don't, don't, and get a job doing something either 1) More productive and 2) Less based on your physical attractiveness?