womp womp

Photo’s already taken down —womp womp

Tequila, like most alcohol, makes things simpler. They’re just taking Colin Chapman’s words to heart on both front: Simplify, then add lightness.

How can you claim to be a racing blog when you’re writing a story hours after the story you’re writing about has been mooted? ...

There are too many cars — 43. Don’t forget that there is a pit crew for every car not just every team.

This news is two days old...

You’re joking, right? Have you ever watched nascar? 1/3 the number of people, 5 lugs per wheel instead of 1, and they’re only allowed to lift half of the car at one time.

Hey that thing we all reported on, you remember that? Well we just found out that it was a dumb publicity stunt and have decided we should talk about it more.

Womp womp. You seem a little jealous there, bud. Doing alright?

Kyle, your wife, woof.

Given him a ‘how’s your father’ in the middle of the back. You don’t have to sling it to him, from that point is a toss to first base anyways.

“Luke, I am your father.” Is not a line from the movie, why is it in quotes? The line is “No. I am your father.”

wouldn’t*

In this situation you could move the supposed hyphen to either side of ass and it would change the meaning of the sentence — one great-ass catch or great ass-catch. I really like that.

Ahh, good ol’ i-95 in Pennsylvania. https://www.google.com/maps/@39.86717…

Conor Daly really flew that year in the GP3 race there.

Dropping these truth bombs all up in hur.

Dude...

McMike does it again!