One is for Ramming, one is for Dodging.

Probably going to grab all the meth and bath salts that are now unattended.

Athletes should just start bringing a different adorable orphan child to each conference, and answer the reporters’ questions with info about the child and how to adopt them.

I didn’t much like my prospects of driving on them the last time I was there about 3 years ago...but damn were they pretty.

Basically, exactly like the Toyota Camry on the showroom.

the observing officer was “not in a position to initiate a stop”

Nope. This has never happened before. The problem with young people is that they thing everything they experience is being experienced for the first time ever, you just don’t understand. (Please note, this is a rare case of me not criticizing Millenials. Every generation, including mine, goes through this. It’s called…

I take it you weren’t watching F1 in the 2000-2004 era of Ferrari Grand Prix...

The answer is always 944.

Better reliability than current cars: S30 Z

Mercedes 450SL

What he really wants is a 1970 Olds Cutlass Convertible. Asking price of $18,500. Cheap to buy, cheap to maintain, plenty of smiles per mile and he can invite 4-5 of his friends along for the ride.

Opel GT with modern updates. Nuff said.

Too good!

So hot

One day when (if?) they unveil this thing at an auto show, we’ll do a Jalopnik Video that’s just me and Raph weeping in front of it for a straight hour.

Taillights!

Wow, toyota boring’d the fuck out of the prototype.. and I’m really not digging that back end/tail light

Here’s another one: