Bernie always looks like he's just smelled a particularly rank fart

You clearly missed this then — Silverstone 2003:

I will call that creature many things. Stupid however, is not one of them.

5318008 are 5318008 i dont discriminate by size bruh

I believe you must have missed this article $kaycog.

No one knows why he ran across the track, but he was apparently en route to the Mercedes garage.

Good times. My TV is still scarred from me yelling at it.

Send out the Jeep and arrest that man!

I was once really drunk walking through the Lower East Side of Manhattan, came to a dead-end in the sidewalk where it stopped at a Jersey barrier, hopped over the barrier... and found myself standing in the middle of the F.D.R. Drive. I was drunk, so of course I decided the smartest thing to do was run down the middle…

Your definition of "narrowly" and mine are very different.

This one from the Commonwealth state

And now, the Texas DMV’s reaction once they deciphered the license plate.

Actually it would be NVW55V.

How about 3W MO78 ?

I want to hear David Hobbs say Dick Butt. Just once.

Shocker is ok in Kansas because the Wichita State team mascot is the (wheat)Shockers.

It would have made Denis Radar easier to catch had he been allowed to have them

You dislike the Gungnam Style guy so much you want to eat him?

This plate was banned in Colorado a couple of years ago. I guess some people hate tofu.