McLaren was built around Fernando, so all this makes sense. Fernando was also involved in an unusually high level of decision making regarding the car and team in general.

Good for him speaking out about it. Fecal incontinence is a debilitating and rarely-discussed condition.

“I’d fly to the rescue, arriving in Washington D.C. wearing my oil-covered cape and spandex tights made of recycled serpentine belts, and solve all of his troubles simply and on the cheap.”

Well in that case....