Like Homer Simpson said of alcohol, AOC has quickly become the cause of and solution to all our problems. 

Just stop, 2019.

As someone who has dealt with (relatively minor) depression at points in my life and as someone with people close to me dealing with mental health issues every day, this attitude to so concerning:

“You could say all that about religion in general.”

What’s more amazing is the dipshit manufacturers reps and other assorted cube jockeys who detach their phones from their belts to call sports radio and defend these subsidies. “I mean, look PJ and Squee, it’s gonna create jerbs so that’s good. Why are these librul politicians always hassling the small businessman? I’ll…

Playing the heel. Like those several dozen times Jerry Sandusky was “playing” a rape-y pederast. 

After Sabathia was ejected, the Yankees reportedly offered him the option of pitching two innings out of the bullpen in the season’s final weekend in order to trigger the bonus, but he declined. Now we know they paid it out anyway.

Go back to Russia, hippie!

This comment is the best soy latte that I’ve ever had. 

Some people are just assholes. 

That’s a lot of words to ignore that, since the ACA became law, 20 million fewer Americans are uninsured...asshole.

Oh man, Obama 2.0 sounds horrible. I can’t even imagine the sheer horror of a president who successfully pushes for expanded and improved health care coverage, enacted student loan reform*, placed two women (including the first Hispanic justice) on the U.S. Supreme Court, and reduced U.S. troop presence in Iraq and…

Calm the fuck down, bro. Beto was a nickname given to him as a very young child because it is a relatively common nickname for people named Robert and Roberto in El Paso, where he grew up.

He no more culturally appropriated the nickname than my Seribian-origin grandmother culturally appropriated my Sicilian-origin…

I strongly recommend McInnes follow the lead of fellow unhinged nationalist Yukio Mishima.

COUNTERPOINT: There is no slur too terrible for Milo.

“A bowl game next year. And I’ve been to some good ones. The Sugar Bowl and the Peach Bowl. And I love that light-up in our kids eyes when they get that card that has $700 on it and you can pick that recliner over here or a TV over here. And you know what, nothing will give me greater joy than to see our young men get…

So what law enforcement agency would actually carry out the order? The president can’t issue an arrest warrant. Is he going to send Don Jr. to do it?

“In the homosexual world, particularly, some of those relationships between younger boys and older men — the sort of ‘coming of age’ relationships — the relationships in which those older men help those young boys to discover who they are and give them security and safety and provide them with love and a reliable…

The flaw in this four-team system is that it doesn’t provide a clear, objective path to the playoff for teams at the start of the season. In basketball, you win you’re conference tournament, you’re in the playoffs. No matter the size of the school or the reputation of the program, come March you can keep playing until…

I think anyone who would willingly eat at a restaurant with “ass” in its name should be forced to undergo sterilization. I realize eugenics is a garbage pseudo-science but, still, let’s not take any chances here.