Mike Francesa’s inevitable demise will be sad for all but I just noticed my can of Fresca is empty and right now I need to focus my attention on the tragedy in front of me.
F. Lee Baily's bartab
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Umm, obviously you didn’t watch the episode to the end. Cartman didn’t get his own bathroom. Everyone got to use it, or any other bathroom they felt most comfortable using. And everything was fine. That was the entire point of the show—everyone should chill out about other people’s bathroom choices and let them shit…
Before you yell at me that Florence is not Italian and that his recipe couldn’t possibly be authentic...
Our daughter is three now! Oh wait, this is some other slob’s wife. Sorry. I’ll show myself out.
Cartman was blatantly abusing the system for the perk of his own bathroom, which is exactly the bullshit argument anti-trans people use.
Oh piss off. The Democrats won a solid victory on a gerrymandered House map to take a majority, which radically changes the dynamic in Washington for the next two years. The Senate went mostly as expected. As for “far[ing] much better gubernatorially” (not a word), the Democrats flipped 8 governors from red to blue…
Nah. Between the lifetime pension and prospect of book and speaking deals, I believe this cash poor faux-billionaire can’t wait to be an ex-president. And that’s before he sets up his more Fox than Fox network. Add to that he gets to bluster endlessly aggrieved ex-president, losing in 2020 will be a pig-in-shit moment…
I have had a touchbar Macbook Pro for almost two years now and it remains a great machine that I expect will last me for 2-3 more years without feeling like I’m using obsolete technology. I also don’t think there will be much in the way of revolutionary upgrades to laptops anyway. After 30 years of design evolution…
By “fucking ghosts” you mean she masturbates and pretends it’s something else for attention.
The thing about Farrakhan is he’s never going to be President of the United States, so we shouldn’t compare that shit pile to the shit pile that was elected President of the United States because they aren’t comparable.
Of all the horrifying things that have happened over the last 24-30 months, a 97-year-old Holocaust survivor gunned down in her Pittsburgh synagogue is the worst.
I’m sure that’s all true and, frankly, reassuring to know. But as scary movie premises go, an unknown but aggressive and lethal spider from the rain forest catches a ride to California and wipes out a town is far more plausible than psychotic dolls or ghost witches kills late-1990s student film makers.
Arachnophobia is the one true scary movie because, unlike ghosts and psychotic leprechauns and haunted staircases, it is entirely plausible that a highly lethal strain of spider exists in some distant, underpopulated corner of the planet and it could somehow get transported to the United States to mate with common…
I mean, what would you think would happen? You’re basically littering when you spread your loved one’s remains at an amusement park. Do people expect park custodians to recognize their beloved Aunt Doris’ dust as sacred and special?
Chad Kelly’s alleged adventure into a stranger’s home Tuesday morning, which ended with him getting whacked with a vacuum tube...
“It’s desperate and hypocritical for Debbie Stabenow and her allies to complain about the results of her failed leadership in Washington that have created an environment where ads can be run without consent or approval of a candidate (we didn’t consent or approve this ad),” campaign manager Tori Sachs told Bridge…
Every picture in this post reminds me that all men over 40, no matter how cool they were in 1992, should wear shirts with collars and sleeves and avoid gimmicky facial hair.
Manning, fix me a drink of grain alcohol and rain water.
Do the Bills have the cap room to make a trade?