That is a lot of words to admit you renounce any ability to think critically about available evidence and make a conclusion about, well, anything. 

Whatever number you pick, I’m taking the over. 

I mean, maybe but why use campaign funds (which are not tax-deductible) when you could use from from the Trump Foundation (which are tax-deductible). Trump, being that he has the best brain, knows grifting the charity here would be a smarter play than grifting the campaign.   

On one hand, I hope to is what gets Trump because honestly I don’t care what gets Trump. This. Russian collusion. The (ahem) “white working class” suddenly recognizing his a barely coherent dullard. A squirrel dropping a nut from a tree that lands on his head and incapacitates him. Whatever works. The man is a clear…

Does this mean Trump is under the command of a mind control computer program? I think it does? And who is running that computer? I hate to judge a thing like that before all the facts are in, but many, many people say Baron is so good with these computers, it’s unbelievable. I think someone should check the cyber and…

It’s kind of amazing that for all the right-wing hysteria of fake scandal after fake scandal, the Republicans barely made a half-assed effort on this actual bit of dirt from the Obama Administration. Protecting dirtbag Kevin Johnson isn’t exactly Watergate. Hell, it’s barely Monica Lewinsky-gate. But it’s certainly…

Rockford Files libel!

Issac Hayes, Louis Gossett Jr, Clevon Little, and Rocky’s friend L.J. can all confirm despite the 1970s Camaro, Jim Rockford wasn’t a racist. 

You just read an absolutely incredible 16,000-word piece describing the life and times of one of the most important and loathsome politicians of the modern era and how his career reflects the political hellscape we currently face and your reaction to all of that is to make a pedantic comment about an insignificant bit…

And maybe if the company paid enough local taxes to fund a reliable public transit system that ensures its employees can get to work (and other places they need to go) without requiring the expense of owning a vehicle.

I mean, it’s basic math. If Kaepernick hadn’t protested, some team might have signed him. That would mean the revenue sharing wouldn’t have been $8B. It would have been $8B-Kaepernick’s salary. 

A simple test to find out if you can use the “I’m not racist, I hate everyone” excuse:

Are you Don Rickles?

If yes, then you can use the “I’m not racist, I hate everyone” excuse.

If no, you cannot use the “I’m not racist, I hate everyone” excuse.
 

You have an Elizabeth Holmes-like definition of innovation. As someone else said elsewhere on Kinja, if this was just a aw-shucks honest attempt to ask the question (an idea that is as plainly laughable as Putin’s denial of election meddling) than it was the greatest self-own in journalism history.

As for being…

As a journalist who has covered hundreds of press conferences and was once nearly forcibly removed from a Rand Paul press conference for asking too many questions about his support for tobacco subsidies, what you’re arguing here is absolute bullshit. Journalists don’t hold up signs with the topics they’re asking…

Maybe it’s just I have no fucks when it comes to US-Russia relations for The Nation and its in-house Putin apologists Stephen F. Cohen and Katrina Van den Heuvel, but as a journalist by trade, I’m certain that a credentialed reporter has no business holding a protest at a news conference. Ask tough questions? Yes.…

Hi John!

I’m not saying the Colonel hasn’t made mistakes, but he’d never use the N-word.

Let us mourn a business model built upon excessive late fees. 

It’s the lack of interest in catching up that is the biggest problem. Or rather the refusal of Serious & Important People to recognized that this cohort of self-induced disaffection doesn’t want a helping hand or a pathway to change. So we continue to mollycoddle with countless NYT stories about the “economically…

This is the most logical scenario for a salary cap. The cap should be determined by a fixed, collectively-bargained, percentage of league and team revenues. 

If Jameis Winston actually did grope the Uber drive (NARRATOR: he did) then a three game suspension is an insufficiently weak punishment for a guy who is basically a serial sexual abuser. A year suspension seems like the bare minimum punishment

If Jameis Winston is actually innocent of these allegations (NARRATOR: he…