As much as I hate the “passionate centrists” for being amoral and spineless and believing everything, including the partition of the Sudetenland, can be settled by a split-down-the-middle compromise let’s not forget that Joe Manchin’s vote was just as critical as Susan Collins in defeating the ACA repeal. Yet Manchin,…

First tweet is like ha-ha, we’re all in on the joke and having a good time. Second tweet is super gross.

This. Exactly. Some people are really thick.

I’m pretty sure sexually harassing people in course of your normal job function (i.e. interviewing them on your tv show, talking to them before interviewing them on your tv show) is inappropriate, unprofessional, and actionable. Good try, though. 

No shit. Is there a suicide hotline that can call him or something?

Jet fuel doesn’t melt rookie faces.

So much winning. Really, the USFL just got tired of winning and that’s why they didn’t play the 1986 season.

Yep. He’s literally making up numbers. He could have said he won eleventybillion percent of the Cuban vote.

Later in the brief, the Diamondback claimed the “many, many people say Chase Field is a dumb” and “believe me, this ballpark is a total, total disaster.”

I work in political communications and used to be a reporter. I assume when I’m talking to journalist friends, even in the most social/non-professional situations, that I’m on the record.

Hate to judge a think like that, ugh, before all of the facts are in.

I didn’t know we were calling Greyhound buses “flights.”

It’s not too late until we have 67 senators ready to vote for removal.

Meh. I’ll give him credit for acknowledging the GOP strategy toward Obama was nihilistic and bordered on sedition. First step on the road to recovery is admitting you have a problem.

You don’t need to tell me about the Faustian bargain. I do the best deals with the Faustians. I’ve done deals with them for many years. They’ve always been very nice to me. And we’ve done some tremendous deals. Believe me, these were very, very, very incredible deals. Many, many people have looked at my deals with the…

Yeah, I think something doing something involving kids—even totally normal things like taking them to school—so someone can get a sexual thrill is, yeah, it’s just gross. Leave your kids out of it.

“I extol the virtues of electrolytes to strangers...”

It’s so freaking absurd that a “what plants crave” joke almost seems too easy.

I can never feel too good about Collins. Her “independence” seems less about principle and more about deciding whether there is greater political advantage on an issue if she alienates her constituents to serve her caucus or alienates her caucus to serve her constituents. #SenatorSmarm

I cannot love this comment enough and look forward to the day when I can pay $70 to sit in Gund Arena and watch autoplay videos for two hours because some old dude thinks that’s what millennials want.

Yep. It’s not like he’s a kid afraid to go to junior high. You don’t have to be a social media celebrity and if your are a social media celebrity, you should have the means and opportunity to get the help you need.