I cannot love this comment enough and look forward to the day when I can pay $70 to sit in Gund Arena and watch autoplay videos for two hours because some old dude thinks that’s what millennials want.

Yep. It’s not like he’s a kid afraid to go to junior high. You don’t have to be a social media celebrity and if your are a social media celebrity, you should have the means and opportunity to get the help you need.

I’m sorry, what did you say? I was busy playing a nice game of solitaire.

Wait. There is no curb. If he was in a hurry he could have just backed up over the grass.

Damn. Damn. Damn.

If my neighbor was shooting things in his front yard like that I’d tell anyone who was listening that he’s the kindest, warmest, bravest, most wonderful human being who ever lived. Then I would call my realtor.

#AllTiresMatter

Then call a cop. We’re living in a society and one responsibility of living in a society is that you attempt to resolve disputes through the legal channels. #ItsNotHard

But Madonna made that movie that said all those Nazi charges were just mean slander and Wallis Simpson had such pretty dresses!

Bless you. I have two cousins who are into Jeeps. One lives in Colorado, makes good money, and does legit off-roading in his decade-old Jeep while driving a Civic around town. I respect that. The other cousin commutes to whatever the fuck he does since he never seems to have a job in his 2016 Cherokee with a “It’s a…

Ditto. Also approaching 40. I learned to ride a few years ago and I’m thinking of getting a bike for my 40th. A proper standard Triumph that I could easily use as commuter a day or two a week during the summer months. Harley bikes or the culture that surrounds them is as appealing to me as attending a Lawrence Welk…

I am a dude with a giant double chin but holy hell is Fredo...I mean Eric’s double chin terrifying.

Obama’s messaging strength was his belief, a sincere one I think, in our common purpose as a nation. Going back to his 2004 DNC speech his message has been: we’re all in this together as Americans and we need to find solutions that can benefit us all.

Oh, fuck you.

And he made it to 72 living that way? I feel less bad about my cheese consumption.

It would have been 1000 times better if they just said, it’s a political matter and we don’t take political stands as an organization.

Obviously, you went to a very bad law school. Public accommodations, under the law, are businesses and buildings that are open to the public or offer a service to the public. If you don’t want to provide a public accommodation, it’s really easy not to: Don’t open a business. Don’t incorporate. Don’t hang an open sign…

If you operate a public accommodation, you have to accommodate the public. Full stop.

This is literally the Christian baker argument before the Supreme Court: If I have to make gay cake, a black baker could be forced to make Klan cake.

I’m pro-no max/salary cap, but the cap has to be tied to actual league revenues.