Nah. There is plenty of joy to be had from these idiots’ pain. I’ll save my sympathy of the undocumented workers and my Muslim neighbors who are facing real uncertainty about their future and real concern about their safety thanks to the Trump election.

I’ve had to explain this to dim-witted cousins and aunts far too many times but it never sticks. The White Man’s Burden of the 21st century is dealing with our shitty, backward ass relations.

Black? Cam Newton’s turtleneck selection includes a wide range of colors including: Obsidian, Onyx, Midnight, Lost Soul, Rolling Blackout, Sleeping Panther and Void by Armani.

But as Canada Bill Jones said, “It’s immoral to let a sucker keep his money.” - Matt Damon’s character in Rounders.

And to divert his employees taxes from the public treasury to his own pockets for...ummm...economic development. Yeah, that’s the ticket. Economic development.

It’s funny because I saw Kaine speak at an event in Detroit and I thought he was incredibly compelling, particularly talking about his work as an anti-housing discrimination attorney in Richmond. Here was a white guy talking about a problem facing people of color in a way that (and I say this speaking as a white guy)…

All which is interesting but doesn’t rebut my original point. Tim Tebow’s religious beliefs are hostile to the religious beliefs of most people. There is nothing ecumenical in his worldview. And, yes, he is also a shitty quarterback.

Ok, you got me. I picked a poor example from a Google search. Here’s a great read from Grantland about the odious beliefs of Tebow and his family. Their Christianity is different. And exclusionary. And I’m tired of millions of Catholics, Orthodox, and mainline Protestants being lumped in with these anti-enlightenment…

80% of the league may be openly Christian, but they aren’t Christian like Tebow. He’s an aggressive “Bible believing” evangelical Protestant of the ilk that believes most Christians aren’t “real Christians” like they are. In fact, Tebow has aligned himself with evangelicals who are openly hostile to other Christian…

I wonder what they could do to someone watching the race from their livestream on a home laptop and live tweeting from a phone. Since the laptop is connected to a wifi network and the phone is on a mobile network, it would take some incredibly proactive sluething (for a racing company) to catch me.

At the risk of sounding too much like a lawyer, a part of me thinks Billy Bush had no choice but to go along with Trump’s antics on that bus. He was host of a show designed to stroke celebrities. It is literally called “Access Hollywood,” after all. The professional dynamic between Trump and Bush was effectively as…