Alternate Title: Rainwater Run Off

I’m hoping another ex UGA QB gets a starting job next year. Jacob Eason.

“Why would he work for cheesy potatoes?”

Well he is Gramátically correct

As if American citizens can’t be law breaking assholes? When a law breaking asshole is in charge of law breaking assholes, you need 3rd party intervention to get justice.

She could always transfer to a college somewheres in Florida to finish her degree, then work for a news blog, and use the fact that she went to a HBCU as a way to lend herself credibility when she inevitably writes a bad take on what a black, former president should do with his free time.

Racist Bannon.  

I hate being that person, to make fun of someone’s looks. Because we're all God's children. But this is Spaeth.

Mike Pence looks like a Lego fireman brought to life. 

And let’s not forget how bad the attendance numbers look once you account for the fact that Philip Rivers’ family is responsible for filling half of the seats.

Who gives a fuck about the locks?

I forgot that police think everyone is out to get them.

Goddamn.

“Who knows what would happen?” is such a bullshit argument. And it is wholly illogical to use it to defend any and all actions. Which is the only way it is used. “I can imagine a bajillion ficitional events that might happen, so I better assume the worst possible one is real and act accordingly.” <- That’s not logical.

I’ve been to white church a handful of times in my life.

By the way, I’ll go one further and say that the teams should expand this to include their own nicknames. So you’d have a bunch of jerseys with Bronx Bombers, Sawx, Pale Hose, Red Birds, O’s, Tribe, ‘Stros, Cubbies, Buccos, Halos, Pods, M’s, Brew Crew, Amazin’s, Fightin Phils, Nats, and so on. I mean, let’s really…

The associates at Home Depot are supposed to interact with me? I usually have to search half the store to find one in the first place.

Yes and no. I have much more trouble finding my daughter swimsuits with a “rash guard” (that UV blocking swim shirt) than my son. Not quite sure why so many little kid’s bathing suits are ruffled bikinis, (probably to let you know they’re female and police them accordingly) but here we are.

That was Kenny Blankenship’s “Most Extreme Elimination of the Day”

No, just not funny.