Seems more like the bartender who overserved him would be much more culpable than Woods himself.

Police Chief: Now you’re messing with a son of a bitch.

Thank God I was young before cellphones

In response to your opinion about tattoos, please see your other sentence:

This should have been published on The Takeout

Were these really gummies or cannabis candies?

If a bear shits in a Forester...

I’m sure that it’s the bears that leave the shit in the cars.

Well, it did leave a “surprise” in the back seat, so ... maybe?

How could you not though?!

I’m no train guy (rail head?).... but this is damned magnificent to behold.

A weird hobby is joining an HOA and insisting on overreach and enforcement of ridiculous HOA rules.

Pretty much every hobby is weird to someone, and that someone will complain.  But they can’t complain if they don’t know about it.

Cars are not a “weird” hobby. Fuck HOA’s.

Goes Like Hellephant

This is awesome, thanks for making me look this up and learn an interesting tid-bit of automotive trivia!

There is only one appropriate car to put this motor in.

The bottom line is that partial self-driving cars should not be legal. Either the car should be able to drive itself, completely, with no human intervention beyond “I want to go here,” or it should not have “autopilot” features beyond cruise control.

Allowing manufacturers to perform emissions testing and fuel economy estimating on their own products is just a completely flawed way of doing things. 

You know what would also help save cars from being hit by stray carts? People not being thoughtless, careless, lazy, self-absorbed a-holes. Return your cart to the corral you lazy bastards!