I think you might need to Moove on.

Mmmmmm

then see option B. the one with the mouth and the shutting.

Funny, all he mentioned was a rough area.

How is it “racist” to speak the truth? I gather you don’t live close to metro areas. We have so many similar 3rd world-like spots in the Wash DC area. Just go to shitholes like SE DC or PG County and you will see for yourselves. I would definitely want my wife to STAY WAY from those people.

Kind of unfair to blame Waze for that. It just shows you the shortest route. It’s not their job to determine what areas are “safe” for different ethnicities or religions.

Exposed manual gearbox? More like exposed shifter linkage.

I think anyone that owned a VW and saw the value drop 15-20%+ and was offered a tiny deal on a new car might still be miffed.

From pilot to pilot:

Will a Cessna 172 take off with 55-60 knots of headwind at idle power or engine off while sitting on a runway?

And that’s why a treadmill is irrelevant. =D

They’re just upset that he’s a man of wealth and taste. He’s been around for long, long years and he’s stolen many a man’s soul and faith. I mean, he was around when Jesus Christ had his moments of doubt and pain. Didn’t you know he made damn sure that Pilate washed his hands and sealed his fate.

*David Attenborough voice* “Such an elegant creature, watch as the deer crosses the stream... oh no, it’s been startled!”

Deer must be more closely related to rabbits than sheep.

Yes. Hockey is shit because so many plays are too badass to see clearly in real time.

Having driven over many a Scottish one lane, I’m always surprised by how sensible most sheep are.

Exactly, their instinct is to cross paths closely in front of the predator, forcing it to make a sharp turn in pursuit and thus (hopefully) losing its footing and precious speed. It also was probably trying to get to its fellows in this case, safety in numbers and all that.

Hey, the game is not for you. And that’s okay. Nobody says you have to like it. If you look at a tape of one of the most incredible saves a goalie will ever make and say ‘This is everything wrong with hockey’ then the game is not for you. May I suggest golf? It has a much slower pace and it’s pretty easy to tell…

Sheep: “Baa, Ba Baaah-ba”

Translation: “Here, hold my grass.”

You kinda have to complete a lap to get black flagged.