The dialogue is deeply uninspiring, but damn that's shiny.

Christ, I hope the Cards Against Humanity crew are behind this.

The Count hasn't always sounded like Triumph, right???

Just as we might have avoided Trump had Idiocracy achieved mainstream success, so might this horror have been avoided if the masses had allowed their eyes to be opened by Popstar.

When it comes to Lovecraft influences, failing to mention Eternal Darkness makes about as much sense as talking about games inspired by Indiana Jones but then failing to mention Uncharted, Pitfall, or Tomb Raider.