Let’s be honest, the real crime here is vertical video.

I spent 13 years on active duty (2x Iraq, 1x Afghanistan), and got out last year. Seeing pictures of Fifth Avenue fuckwits like this playing war tourist eliminates any regret I have about not staying in longer - and makes me feel awful for my friends still in.

Which makes me think that he wore it just so so that it would cover it up.

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

Eight years of social progress, rebuilding the US’s reputation, bouncing back from a housing bubble collapse, and slashing the deficit must have been really hard on you.

I think you’re at Twelve.

I want to say something witty or snarky about how these people should just give him a chance, but really: fuck these simple-minded dumbfucks and the shit they’ve unleashed on all of us. I guarantee they take no responsibility for putting this orange asshole into office and all of the horrible shit that has rained down…

There’s nobody in the car.

Sweet Jeebus, could you imagine if the NFL encouraged fans to report infractions as they were happening on the field, and then those infractions would be enforced? Holy shitballs, that would be a cosmic clusterfuck. But...I kind of also want to see it.

They rape you at Taco Bell?

Enjoyed the article - many laughs.

Ehm... Countach? Really? How about the car that is the granddaddy of all modern “supercars”, including the Countach?

300 SL

Where do you get your fruit baskets from????

I think it’s because there’s so few bad cars and so many good cars.

Insurance companies don’t want to pay out full value on the same car again. They’ve already paid full value for it once, they’re not going to auction it off for $100k and then have some other dickhole file a $280k claim on it. That’s just bad bidness.

Trump said he hires the best people. I see that now.

omg can you imagine if there’s another cold war and they blame a Jalopnik sub-blog for it

California is much better than most states with regard to protecting workers rights to work for whom they want:

Just pointing out a gap in the electric car marketplace. They are either too small (due to cost) or too big/expensive (due to cost). Hopefully when the costs come down the gaps will lessen.