I was at a car show around Thanksgiving. I test drove the Mercedes E-class, and an S-class. Gorgeous inside and out. I sat in all the Cadillac sedans. Build quality and materials doesn’t compare to the Germans for the money.

It’s not his fault. Being in the tunnel triggered a Freudian reaction.

Are you really surprised by anything a Hilton does?

She should have asked him about his father’s involvement in killing JFK.

I’m pretty sure he gave a speech called “Russian Whorehouses of Urination.”

14k is what you get for hanging out with the poors.

Drink a shot when Alex Roy mentions his Autonoring, a Nurburbring-like event for autonomous cars.

How do I get ungrayed to be able to bring my comedic talents to South Beach?

Your sister is now your ex-boyfriend?

Maybe he thought the water tank would allow him to drive in the car pool lane.

The real crime is that all of them use portrait mode.

That was really bucked up.

Must see in person to appreciate.

Robot Wars, NASCAR version.

Wring.

Trump said he hires the best people. I see that now.

Not the first video I’ve seen involving the use of a roofie.

No, their kids will just suddenly be diagnosed with bone spurs to get out of the draft.

What the heck were they getting on video before the truck appears? Nothing?