Busy, I will watch that! I really hope that is in fact an all-female episode of drunk history. Love that show so much and Mae Whitman is amazing.

Texas’s most important value is men and women pooping in separate facilities?

FUCK EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO THOUGHT THAT. JUST FUCK THEM

She’s a full scholarship student from Kentucky, and a black woman at the School of Engineering, a place where there are not a ton of people who are a) black or b) black women. At 19, I’m assuming she’s also a freshman. SEAS is pretty cut-throat and Columbia undergrad is also not exactly known for their advising…

WWMKD? What would Mr Krabs do?

I also like the “it’s gotten very quiet in here” line. Calling out the cowardice of Hollywood.

This is completely incorrect. The prosecutor in the case stated that there was probable cause to go ahead with charges, but Dylan was so fragile that he didn’t want to pursue them. Woody spent millions of dollars pursing his allegations that Dylan had been coached and he lost every time. This information is public…

Susan Sarandon isn’t without problems, but damn if I’m not here for this.

Blue Jean Baby, LA lady, artificial tan

I couldn’t just pick a couple of examples. so I’m just going to recommend that all y’all go over to Twitter and do a search for #curryscentedbitch. Azaelia Banks is never gonna get those burn marks off her ass. 4 ril.

I’m just so jaded by this whole system that the absolute best case scenario I can realistically imagine is this guy going to jail for a few years. After Tamir Rice’s killer basically skipped off into the sunset, my last little bit of idealism disappeared.

There was video evidence of Daniel Pantaleo performing an illegal chokehold on Eric Garner, who was unarmed. His death was ruled a homicide by the Staten Island ME. And in the end, Pantaleo wasn’t even indicted by a Grand Jury. I have no expectations of true justice being served anymore...

Hi, I am a man, and I disagree. I don’t want to compare the body image issues of girls and boys. You probably think that girls have more severe body image issues, and you are probably right. But that doesn’t mean we should dismiss the body image issues of boys.

I’m trying to imagine the corresponding article in Discovery Boys.

(except his wife was playing Kristen’s mother in the movie she was making at the time)

Cher: she is talking about going to See’s Candies, which is clearly her fave, because she knows a lady who’s been there 16 years. But a man who’s only been there 2.5 years is already the manager.

These people truly believe that they compelled by God to establish an American Christian theocracy. It’s batshit and terrifying.

ok but you should watch the episode where Cece and Jess get high and watch Anne of Green Gables for Cece’s bachelorette party. They talk about how much they want to wreck Gilbert Blythe and it was the most relatable thing I’ve ever seen on the television.

They are the Balloon Boy parents of indie music.

CALLED IT.