Back in college I spent way too much time memorizing the intro to that song. I’m glad the internet is anonymous and I can share my awkwardness as a young adult.

1. AMG G Wagon: Haul the toys, dogs, and family around

When I was 9, I spent 6 months building a flyable wooden model airplane. As I took it outside for its maiden flight, I slipped on the wet grass and landed squarely on the plane, shattering it into hundreds of balsa wood pieces.

If they build a medium sized SUV on that chassis, I would be allllll over it. I just don’t see the value of a small bed exposed to the elements (I don’t haul a lot of wood though. Just ass).

I was 16 and heavily into cars. My dad, a nerdy psychiatrist, not so much. I couldn’t convince him to get a slightly used 964 911, but what he DID get was a brand new Mitsubishi Eclipse Spyder GT... with a manual at least.

So more of a 4Runner competitor then...