James May! Welcome to Jalopnik!

They can and would loose their inspection license as a minimum. Problem is that someone would have to run that back. Which is unlikely unless it was blatantly bad, or the person takes out a school bus full of kids in which case it would be investigated as part of the witch hunt. There is no “random independent…

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Well in their defense the GXP did come with a V8...

Just the other day I was enraged when I saw a car with incredibly bald tires with a brand new inspection sticker. Come on now people, if you’re going to drive a car, you need to at least attempt to keep it maintained.

2.7 million Jeeps with issues that have cause at least 60 fires

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Oh come on. Now you’re just being unreasonable. And I’m the goddamn type specimen for the “savvy Internet consumer” species. I don’t walk into Lowes and say, “tell me your margin and overhead so I can calculate my offer on this washing machine.” But when I ask, “How much will this actually cost me, all-in, delivered…

I think I found his source:

Look, I understand the problem with the plastic, and companies exploiting our own natural resources for profit, to even scumbags that should be shot on the spot like the Nestle CEO. Heck if I wouldn’t go to prison I’d be glad to be the person to shoot him.

I’m OK with telling people that it’s probably not worth it to drink bottled water exclusively. But not to drink it at all? Seriously?

Looks like the NHTSA is looking for a whipping boy to strike to keep up appearances for their utter failure with the GM fiasco.

At what point do we start just saying - yea, it’s a 22 year old jeep, it’s not as safe as a brand new one - tough shit?

Shut up, you’re not the boss of me.

I didn’t read most of the article, but I have several points to make.

FCA’s fix was to install trailer hitches to protect the tank, but the roll out of that remedy has been slow, and that’s one of the main thrusts behind the hearing.

Exactly. Drink responsibly.

A basic human right? Wow. You guys can take something as simple as bottle water and turn it into some bull-shit bleeding-heart liberal human rights cause. Giz has gone so far downhill recently it's appalling.

*rages at everyone in the comments calling the Grand Cherokee just a Cherokee*