Something something, smog, something, Prius.

Pictured: 1970 Chevelle SS

It ran fine before he took it apart. So... why’d he take it apart then?

I ordered mine in “oompa loompa orange.”

It all ties in that he isn't wearing shoes.

Ok, I’m sorry, but that just looks like a giant dildo with balls mounted on the top of the car.

Huh, didn’t know that. You didn’t need that gas anyways I’m sure. :D

Not to mention that they are never all that comfortable. Their seats are just plain hard.

How do you like your XV? Something about them really appeals to me. Its not they type car I would normally shop for, but I kinda want one.

Welcome to Supply and Demand where the car you say you want is made up and your feelings of what should be purchased don’t matter.

Heh, wait - you’re (heh) asking Jalops to buy new cars?

$35 thousand for a 4 year old A4 with a 4 cylinder

You sir, have a good point. Being only 5’8” myself, I generally go for the petite women... and how hood heights.

So many clothes.

I drive a white challenger and I’ve been pulled over, so I think the police are unfairly demonized.

1992 huh?

A diabetic child’s parental unit would not have made claims that the child would become violent. That is why this happened. She should have made it about the daughter suffering and not about the risk of her becoming a threat to others.

Meanwhile, in Bizarro World, a few weeks before their flight...

Becuase special snowflakes, why bother preparing for something when you can demand special treatment?