I once had a state trooper who was CONVINCED my digital tire gauge was a crack pipe, and got all up in my face about it until i told him to press the button and the display lit up. It was balanced out by his partner recognizing it immediately and laughing his ass off behind the dumbass the whole time, which made it…

I’ll take four pedals.

Boy oh boy, any worries I may have had that this guy might come in and put the White House in order sure have been dispelled quickly. This guy is more minor league than Spicer was.

Because it’s so fun to watch delicate snowflakes like you cry so much every time.

Every time these GOP slime creatures get bitten by the snake they willingly allowed in their bed, it makes me smile for a second, before I realize this is literally the path toward fascism.

He may have MEANT 30 but if he said 3, it should go down as 3. Let them add an “editor’s note” or put some shit in parentheses or something but changing the text of what he actually said with no indication it was changed? C’mon...

Can’t blame the guy buffing the floor above someone who left flammable material out. Also, horrible local “claims contradicted” news people are horrible.

I guess Whitehead was just asking for it, dressing up like that all slutty like.

It’s like they WANT you to call them on their bullshit, because it makes it that much sweeter when they laugh all the way to the bank anyway. That’s how they get off. Like an exhibitionist who thrives on the thrill of being caught.

My hope is that he gets picked up and goes on to win the Super Bowl, then becomes the new face of Clearasil.

The fact that he was falsely accused of a crime is just further proof that Whitehead isn’t Cowboys material.

Single payer, not-for-profit. NOW. That’s the only acceptable replacement.

When does he fire Trump?

I thought leaks were coming from everywhere. How much can he really accomplish by just firing communications people?

God damn all the fucking vultures, shysters, hucksters, and assholes who prey on vulnerable parents and families in these circumstances and fill their heads with false hopes for their own personal gain.

This is such a tragedy. I believe in God and Christian values too; but sometimes we have to separate religion from practicality. This girl is dead-and has been since that *&^%#%* dentist mutilated her. Keeping her on ventilators is not doind her any good & it’s only feeding her mother’s extreme state of denial. God…

I didn’t get the impression he was accusing Tom Brady of cheating. I got the impression that he was accusing him of being a shill, as proved by Ken Caminiti being a shill for similar products and a similar snake-oil salesman. 

Jason, in the immortal words of Moe Szyslak, I think you sleuthed your ass off on this one.

Case not closed! Look at the picture of the Volvo and that Acura up in the article! They have the same window angle, and the same distance from the end of the car. That’s not enough to explain it.