Fixing a fight that badly in Australia should be a bootable offense.

This fucking dipshit is an approved commenter, and I’m not.

Couldn’t have happened to a more deserving asshole. Hopefully I never have to see that disgusting creature known as Pac ever again.

This sport is trash, and the fight should have been held anywhere other than Australia. Horn was always going to win that belt.

Legally? Yes. He did the bare minimum to legally cover his ass.

It’s the strangest thing

Joe Pa was never going to be indicted because he did the bare minimum.

Think of how fucking low you have to be to let the NCAA gain the moral high ground on you.

Penn State people are insane about JoePa. Otherwise smart people put their goddamn tin foil hats on if you mention Paterno. It’s the strangest thing.

You are aware that boxers are commonly referred to as “fighters” and a boxing match is typically referred to as a “fight,” correct? And even technical or defensive boxers are known as “technical fighters” or “defensive fighters.” And he’s 49-0. If Laura had called him one of the greatest knockout artists or sluggers,…

Is it possible for the authors to get COTD because this one was probably exhausting to write and well detailed to boot.

So is being an impatient prick and passing people on the shoulder when everyone else is stuck in traffic as well, dumbass.

Hahaha, no. We’re not talking about regular traffic or about the people who drive on the shoulder because they’re only 30 feet short of their exit lane. We’re talking about the highway traffic that’s been choked up by accidents or construction. There’s only one way to go, forward, so in that respect it’s exactly like…

You are...not grasping the concept here, chief.

Is it? Maybe in the way he said it, but the meaning is debatable. 

In almost ALL possible scenarios, an ambulance can get to you FAR faster than you can get to an emergency room.

Are you freaking kidding me? You don’t see anything wrong with stopping others from driving on the shoulder? Don’t even begin to tell me there are legitimate reasons for the shoulder drivers. You know as well as I do, these shoulder riders are NOT in it for an emergency. They’re just trying to skip lines, and in…

Then not a single Audi driver in the Seattle area is an adult. Actually, this is probably true. You’d be amazed at the number of Q5s and Q7s I’ve been cut off by as they used a lane improperly, then shoved it in front of me (or some other schmuck I can see in front of me) to get past a long line of cars, resulting in…

I wish they were already here. Traffic is a sign that someone (likely many someones) seriously fucked up. Things weren’t planned, bad choices were made, bad choices begot bad choices, etc. Seattle’s suburban traffic is exactly this. Worst traffic in the nation as a result of some of the worst drivers, traffic…

I believe ramming someone with your car means you’re not being passive aggressive anymore.