I don’t have any descendants. Nor will I. The lenders can eat shit and weep over my grave.

I began shunning such people during the summer of 2016, when one party held a convention and the other held a Klan rally. And the Jill Stein voters (so proud of their independent, perceptive minds) spewed talking points that came directly from right-wing propaganda (and, we’ve now learned, also came from Russian…

The premise of this article is false. Just because Penal Law 130.05(3)(e) doesn’t list police officers does NOT mean that its “legal” for police to have sex with someone they have in their custody. Please take a look at Penal Law 130.05(3)(d), which says that “consent” is not valid if the person purportedly consenting…

I got alt-right buzzword bingo by your third sentence. You owe me a gift certificate to Cracker Barrel.

There are A LOT of things to get mad at in the world today. Children are still drowning in the Mediterranean trying to flee a never-ending war. Aaaaaaaaand, groups of white supremacists have charted boats and are actually working to prevent these folks from getting to safety, because the refugees are beige rather than…

Rosanne Barr has turned into a total nutcase.

“Progressives don’t want to believe these allegations against Louis CK...” The thing is, they’re not really allegations. There’s no accuser. It’s just people who say they heard that he’s been accused.

Michael Douglas isn’t a douche, just like Glenn Close isn’t a homicidal maniac. They’re A-C-T-I-N-G. A lot of actors avoid playing douchey parts because they want to maintain a nice image. Douglas played one douche after another in the 80's and 90's, and made some pretty good films.

ALSO: If you reimagine this film…

The other officers could stop him. They know he’s wrong, and they just watch. That’s why there’s really no such thing as a good cop. Even the best of them remain knowing bystanders while the worst of them victimize the innocent.

Green voters complain that they won’t vote for “the lesser of two evils.” Greens do the exact same thing, but meta. They will vote for any moron (e.g., Jill Stein), because of who that person is NOT.

Other than running Grandpa Munster for governor of NY in the 90's, the Green Party has never made a positive…

Before I even read your comment.

Well, sometimes when a boy dog and a girl dog love each other very much ....

If it’s got to do with dogs, they just eat it up!

You definitely have shown your qualifications to reform the UK government from the ground up, and/or serve in the Trump Administration. Can I please be your friend on LinkedIn?

Cuomo is a vindictive asshole. Which is why I think he might be able to win.

What are NYA and NYN? NY Assholes and NY Numbskulls? Which I guess would be Yankees, Mets respectively.

If I thought I had a 5% chance of persuading Trump not to do what he just did, I would have gladly spent 4 months on some stupid panels. And if that 5% chance didn’t work out, I would immediately quit.

If a TV channel is copying the shot sequence chosen by a gelatin-jockey blogger with presumably zero film expertise, they deserve to lose. They also deserve to lose because they are the Food Network.

 And she deserves to win because one day she will make the enormous gelatin balloon which will take me away from this…

I’m not sure I understand why this particular tweet is so enabling.

Alex Pareene, you had ten paragraphs to deconstruct the current political situation, which you did very well. Cillizza had only 25 characters left at the end of the tweet above in which to deepen or sharpen his meaning. That’s impossible to do. …

I’m a liberal, and I would frankly be OK with Kathy if it was the actual severed head of der fuhrer she was holding up.

That said, there’s a huge difference between Kathy Griffin and Ted Nugent. As far as I know, the only people that consume Ted Nugent “entertainment” are lunatic assholes. When Nugent acts like a…