They should have named it Grounddog Day.

Stephen Colbert was on this issue a decade ago. Welcome to 2006, Betsy.

I literally watched this happen live (yes, I’m serious), and I still don’t believe it.

The only way to stop a bad bear is with a good bear. Ban bear free zones!

This is why they’re not allowed within 1000 ft. of schools in the first place.

Considering that we’re about to get a new president who is going to be committing treason on day 1 of his presidency, and the majority of a Congress that is selling this country down the river, yes, Manning’s sentence was excessive.

BEN CARSON!

I’ll see that gif and raise you a South Park clip.

Nick Jack Pappas had a very tidy response to this nonsense:

But Schneider is correct, and Patrick Goldstein has not yet won a Pulitzer Prize. Therefore, Goldstein is not qualified to complain that Columbia financed “Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo” while passing on the opportunity to participate in “Million Dollar Baby,” “Ray,” “The Aviator,” “Sideways” and “Finding Neverland.”…

I had a sexual awakening every time the hot annoying one took his shirt off. Also, I remember the episode where they all had to find out about their family trees and the blonde one was apparently related to every Smith and Jones on the planet and the black guy couldn’t go past slavery and decided to make up a story…

Whatever the fuck he considers himself, he’s a patronizing dickhead who has appeared in yellowface. He can fuck right off.

This, this is why we miss Roger Ebert.

I used to have that problem too, but then I stopped mixing LSD and crystal meth.

I have ‘WWRSD?’ tattooed on my arm.

Yeah I can’t tell you how often i have been startled awake from a deep sleep, wondering out loud “how does Rob Schneider feel about this?”

“Schneider was nominated for a 2000 Razzie Award for Worst Supporting Actor, but lost to Jar-Jar Binks.”—Roger Ebert