Lol, you are an optimist if you think we’ll have electricity two years from now.

Eyes, thank you for posting the link!! The Headline here should have been ‘Carrie Fisher Distracts us from the Election’ I laughed uproariously watching the Today Clip; Carrie is a treasure!

True that! I had my summer fun at 18 with a 36 year old. As long as she was of age and consented, what is the big deal? (Excluding the cheating on his wife the thing.)

I know that Darth Vader, the Dark Lord of the Sith, is a maniacal warlord bent on interplanetary galactic domination through genocide and oppression, who rules through fear and intimidation, and whose plans include the destruction of entire planets. 

the “tiny hands” thing comes from 90's satire magazine Spy

I really wish that Oprah had never brought Dr.’s Phil & Oz out of the grays.

Seriously, him saying he would destroy the records before giving them to a deportation task force made me reel. we need more people talking like this.

Exactly. We act as if it were the candidates who at fault. Trump is nothing more than a culmination of awfulness in this country. I hate his supporters. He is and has always been a grifter of the highest order. A close look at his dealings and that lays bare everything about him and his family. The people who voted…

because the only way to stop the constant flow of my tears is to quickly distract myself with laughs - if anyone knows how the toilet paper was dispensed in the men’s room, please keep it yourself.

I don’t know; I think Obama could still have united the Bernie supporters and other Democrats who “couldn’t bring themselves to vote for Hillary.” He’s so manifestly superior to other politicians that I think even in this toxic political environment he’d rise to the top.

Bernie Sanders owes the world an apology today. Not for running, which is anyone’s right, but for not stopping the irrational hate and conspiracy theories earlier on and for insisting on fighting to the convention even after it was clear he had lost. I hope he will never forgive himself for what he has done.

Omg, yes fuck you Susan Sarandon. I hope you enjoy clinging to your ideological purity while Trump guts this country and drags us back to 1851 or whenever he believes America was great before.

AND FUCK YOU to all of the Bernie supporters who started the cycle of Hillary hate, revved it up, warmed up that engine and then passed it right on to Trump.Fuck you for that. This means you “The Slot.” Your dumb ass is guilty as charged.

Marvelous catch!

They really are on a downward curve re: the affability and charm of their empty suit candidates.

I think it’s more like;

Here’s a start to the party...

Trump is the most decisive. Decisions to change original decisions count as decisions too. Everything you try to call an “indecision” is actually two or more separate decisions. So many decisions you can’t even believe. Check the record.

I actually find Mike Pence far more heinous than I do Chris Christie, which is really something.

Compared to other monstrous or cartoonish qualities he has it hardly registers, but Trump is incredibly indecisive. He is highly suggestible and clearly has no plans so it’s pretty easy to get him to change his mind. He has the resolve of a wet tissue.