“The closeted perv has never come out as gay”

Because he very well may not be; being a child predator /= gay. Abusive sex is about power, not identity.

David Brooks: the less charismatic idiot cousin of George Will

Missing from the FB post: links to resources people can call to report/help addicts, decency, empathy.

Admission: I like it when people appropriate my culture. It feels like acceptance. Is that odd?

Of course! The answer was there all along!

They watch you in all your private moments.

Cats, obvs. Whenever it returns.

They can’t possibly screw things up any MORE, so why not?

OH I LIKE THIS GAME:

at least now I know where Apple found inspiration for its new Jack Off iPhone design

Do you have something in a “Blue Steel?”

That’s the biggest burn on Atlanta since...oh, too soon?

Third update

Second update. They talked. Braves fan, “I guess the Braves aren’t the only team dumb enough to want to sign Tebow.”

HOT TAKES DON’T MELT STEEL BEAMS!!!!

Eh, I'm sure when the big moment comes the Seahawks will probably pass.

I'll wager his Mets career will be more productive than his Jets career.

Remember, kids: Midterm elections exist and they matter. Get out and vote this year, and then do it again in 2018.