Just ask: “Which wine would Guy Fieri order?” Make sure they pour it in martini glasses instead of wine glasses, and then ask them to add a splash of seltzer and Galliano. Serve with bread sticks and ranch dressing. Enjoy!

There’s an alternative. It sounds like this chef is essentially donating work as an investment in the business, without receiving the equity that would normally come from investing in the business. If its true that the business would close if she were paid according to the new law, then her willingness to take less is…

I love this

Either you typed too many i’s and n’s in Dannii Minnogue ... or I’d better stop drinking and sit down for a miinnute.

I didn’t know you could make pants out of painter’s tape.

I’m sure he’s beautiful INSIDE.

I think this is a story about the scary white people who are in the process of kicking the women and brown people out of government. You read the article right? How it says the new president’s cabinet is all white men? How there is nothing in the article that says that the rapists were brown?

Not at all. This is more like, say, Ronald Reagan. She is accused of using half-baked numbers to make it look the like the government was within its budget when it wasn’t, something Reagan would totally understand (having tripled the national debt while claiming to be fiscally responsible). There’s a lot of corruption…

The process can’t be separated from the fact that the charges were trumped up. “He was innocent, but the execution was done with punctilious care.” She *was* a shitty president, but not personally corrupt as far as we know right now. Unlike many of the people leading the impeachment process (e.g., Cunha) who are the…

I would go to jail for him (He’s already imprisoned my heart).

In the gay world of the 1970's and 80's, chicken meant a very young man (i.e., a teen). And we should never forget Ozzy biting the head off a bat!

Chicken head? In the gay world, that would mean ... something other than what you probably mean. What is chicken head?

“Can we logically say that an increase of political rule from a religion that historically oppresses individual rights and other religions is a good thing, based on the history of that religion and the associated intolerance that it has displayed?” He’s right! Time to get all Christians out of our government!

I see your Kinja handle spells out “Fags and AIDS go hand in hand,” when read backwards. I’m sure that’s just a coincidence, though. No one is that openly an asshole.