SLOW CLAP

SLOW CLAP

Didn't El Duce claim that he shot Kurt Cobain?
And didn't he die being hit by a train?
That foul homosapi'n
With his beatin' and rapin'
I hope he's in Hell in perpetual pain.

Didn't El Duce claim that he shot Kurt Cobain?
And didn't he die being hit by a train?
That foul homosapi'n
With his beatin' and rapin'
I hope he's in Hell in perpetual pain.

If it caused flames to literally shoot out of your dick, it might almost be worth getting the clap. Would certainly make for one hell of a Godzilla impression.

If it caused flames to literally shoot out of your dick, it might almost be worth getting the clap. Would certainly make for one hell of a Godzilla impression.

Kicked ass in Rise of the Lycans.

Kicked ass in Rise of the Lycans.

Didn't you hear about the up-coming Warm Bodies, about a romance with a sparkly zombie?

Didn't you hear about the up-coming Warm Bodies, about a romance with a sparkly zombie?

$2 - Horror Express, with Christopher Lee, Peter Cushing, Telly Savalas. Horrilarious!

$2 - Horror Express, with Christopher Lee, Peter Cushing, Telly Savalas. Horrilarious!

"adorable cancer patient moppets" - no need for this whole phrase. Just say "cancer moppet" - we will know what you mean.

"adorable cancer patient moppets" - no need for this whole phrase. Just say "cancer moppet" - we will know what you mean.

I think China could invade US (not that they would). Their massive population and internal resource access would enable them to replenish their forces so quickly that they couldn't be rolled back. It would be like the Grey Goo!

At the risk of starting a Star Trek discussion, TNG and Voyager were especially lacking in the yuks department, though TNG had bathos from Picard's RADA delivery. The TOS crew managed some good laughs in the films.

At the risk of starting a Star Trek discussion, TNG and Voyager were especially lacking in the yuks department, though TNG had bathos from Picard's RADA delivery. The TOS crew managed some good laughs in the films.

I imagine the verb "brainstorm" was developed in committee.

I imagine the verb "brainstorm" was developed in committee.

I'm proud of my death son. God, how old would you have to be to get that joke? :'(