"By signing this document, the signing parties guarantee that Mr. Miller will be surrendering all personal and shared belongings and properties to Carol Andrew Pilbasian."

Nothing is wrong from a real human's perspective, but everything Carol does annoys Phil. This is just one more thing.

Phil giving the silent treatment to the cow may be one of the funniest moments in the series.

You are saying that summary execution is a just consequence for running for your life in America. Is that what you mean to be saying? Because it's what you are saying.

So I'm black.

Actually, both men served in the Coast Guard. Guess how many stories mention that the victim served compared to those mentioning the murderer served?

Holy Fuck you're right. Maybe he was running towards a loaded cannon. Better put 8 rounds in him just be sure.

Because I know that someone in the comments will talk about how dangerous it is to be a police officer, just wanting to come home alive, etc.

It is more dangerous to be employed as a landscaper in America than it is to be employed as police officer. This is a fact that is true and is verifiable.

Fucking a. I came in wanting to say "Not for me". And its true. Every cop I've ever met, even when I fucked up as a teenager, was nice (or at least... respectfully assertive).

it's impossible to understate how poorly this stuff reflects on the US to outsiders. a while ago I had someone from Kenya ask me about all the cop shootings going on back home, saying how horrible it is. you know things are bad when someone from Kenya shows you sympathy for shit happening in your home country.

Disagree.

A few thoughts:

What I got out of that when I watched it last night is that Trinidad James is one of the most charismatic people in the world today. He was just great.

Sure, you can give up bacon and spare ribs and beer and sliders. But give up enough good food and you're dead inside. Is that really living?

Honestly, it's more of the left-lane prick who's just lazing there.

to be fair.... keep right, pass left, bro.

She is the worst Prius driver in the world.

Call after initial search attempt, unless you are inbounds and have a direct number for patrol dispatch and have a very accurate description of your location (and known by a lot of the patrol member/dispatcher, so they know if they should be keeping you on the line to clarify anything, or if you know your shit).

Adults who care about other adults eating habits are equally as annoying.