Jesus, Kool-Aid Man. You really need to learn how to bunt, considering you're a pitcher and all.

actually urinals are like super accelerated summer camp where you can meet and become besties in 20 seconds

Oh my goodness gracious! Of all the things! Andy Petite & Derek Jeter are on Mariano's mound!

"Ok, we will let it slide tonight"

It was an around the horn topic today. Congrats to him on the quietest great career we may ever see, sadly to say. It's astounding how many baseball stat trivia questions he's the answer to.

Are you serious?

This guy took baseball away from lots of children.

Leyland now ranks as the second coolest old person in baseball after Ted Williams.

This video is a 10. Like Bo Derek.

Nan!