No, I simply am saying Hillary is a terrible candidate with limited appeal that the entire Democratic party anointed from Day 1, making it virtually impossible for other candidates to have a shot. Hell Sanders, a fringe protest candidate at best,  almost beat her anyways. Imagine if say Warren just for an example, or…

Running a shitty candidate solely on the basis that he’s “not the other guy” is a great way to lose a winnable election. (See Dole ‘96, Kerry ‘04, McCain ‘08, Romney ‘12.) If the Democrats lose this one it’s their own damned fault for trotting out another Clinton.

Same’s true of the other side of the line. A solid portion of Democrats have committed to vote against Hillary as well. That doesn’t mean she’s going to lose.

Hunger?

you don’t know bad dog farts until you smell malamute farts. now imagine being on a sled behind a team of 8 of them, and they’ve all just been given salmon heads to snack on...

I guess I need to introduce you to my cat. My golden retriever can rip one worse than any human being I’ve run into, but when the cat arrived, we all agreed hers were worse. Like something you couldn’t believe a living creature had produced. It was as if the mouth of hell had opened temporarily.

Good moonwalk on this one..i might do him.

Anyone can get a scarf. You think a man wearing a scarf is anywhere near the same thing as a man ruffling his face feathers?

Well hello there.

This one is my all time favorite:

How good of a dance are we talking here? I can do tap.

I can get a purple scarf, would that count?

If a guy came up to me, splayed his face feathers out like that, and did a little dance - I’d probably hook up with him.

This one is still the best (skip to :55)

Yeah it looks like someone photoshopped in a shitty clay model of an octopus lol.

see... this is the problem with letting people pass their education on sports grants...

Gotta save money, gotta cut taxes. Isn’t that the most important thing in the world?