So is this a Crack Pipe or just an excuse to talk about what you do for a living?

Chonk-E

“Help me, BMW enthusiast.  You’re my only hope.”

Found the editors

Old age is having a mortgage, a 529, and a favorite chair. It can happen on any birth day.

Fritters. He frittered it away on fritters. Apple ones, I’d guess.

i’m pretty sure everyone in this world is named harry potter, otherwise they wouldn’t have titled the books that. just like they named the game bloodborne after the main character, john bloodborne.

Plan on showing up with the new-to-me W124 in all of its sealed beam and yellow fog light glory

What, autos are fun too...

Cis-gendered poly-denying normative wierdo in the 34-48 age bracket that has a college degree but loves to eat fish. That group. I think?

That poor gal is standing in the parking lot of a shit industrial estate at 3210 51st Avenue in Sacramento CA. I hope she got out alive, with all her organs and was able to scour off the ax body spray and vape. Someone should send a rescue party. 

Nah, she’s not among us. After they went back to that Wal Mart, one of the managers there mistook her for an employee and asked why she wasnt at her register. She dutifully donned her apron and set to work, and she’s been at that register ever since

This woman is among us, just walking around not noticing shit.

blah blah blah more anti-Trump bull. Go back to writing about cars that none of your poor readers can afford. You all should just be glad that North Korea and Iran have been defeated and that terrorists no longer threaten the homeland, but no, gotta only talk about the negatives.

I’ll just leave this here.

Dealer: “I Cena GT around here a while ago, but it’s gone now. Sorry Ford.”

Jalopnik staff: “We’re super hyped for this 2019 hot luxury hatch”

Thanks! It has 48,xxx miles and is a 5 speed manual. Was actually looking for an e28 but found this that had been owned by the same family for 20 years and couldn’t pass it up.

Write article again when you have mastered “take off uphill”.