Sam’s was out of Wrights’s bacon and no idea when more would be coming.  This is serious.

Cucumbers only? Virtually anything can be pickled... ever try kim chee?

I can’t eat smoked salmon and cream cheese on a bagel unless there are capers!

What about salting to taste while cooking?  Let your tongue measure.

No more KEWPIE??!

I have always been of the mind that unless you are going to participate in an athletic endeavor... all athletic shoes are ugly and never grace my feet. I have one pair that is about 15 years old since I do not participate in sports. So I silently laugh at the god awful shoes people wear to go out in. (Plus I believe…

Never fails every thanskgiving I get burn stripes on my forearms from the top rack of the oven when reaching in.

I keep mine in my car trunk... my auto-clave.

George Foreman Grill earns its counter space for bacon, pressed sandwiches, tator tots, etc.  Minimal Cleanup

I collect the carcasses in the freezer then make what seems a large batch of broth.  It is always used up way to quickly.

Country ham is very very very salty.... I can’t stomach it!

L&L Hawaiian Barbecue has a smattering of locations on the mainland offering musubi.

Kroger has dried cranberry beans... similar to pinto except: sweeter, larger, and don’t keep as well after cooked.

Garlic salt

The way to eat a stacked slippery loaded burger/sandwich is to never set it down once you start. Putting it down and then picking it up shifts everything.

What did the fish say when he crashed into the wall?  DAM!!

Deviled eggs with lots of horseradish and mustard!

Remember the sweet books of Lifesavers? Got them every Christmas.

I understood only “service” dogs were allowed in side of grocers.!?

tree rats