I always wondered what Eyes Wide Shut would have been like if they’d shot it in Cleveland.

Here ya go, buddy:

He typed “John Bolton” into the search function and found a bunch of pictures of feckless Hawks.

this is not even the most popular gif of Alex Len in warmups

The fact that your friend isn’t interested in women in his own peer group (working class, look their age) and wants a trophy girlfriend is the key to his problem right there- he doesn’t like women. He wants a possession to show off to other men; it’s got nothing to do with actual companionship.

He spent $20 on a Harbor Freight angle grinder and $3,980 on shitty cutting discs to cut his stock springs?

There once was an idiot from Limerick,

Jesus, man. This is harrowing. Like everyone else in the comments, I’m glad things didn’t go differently.

“I hope ol wrinkly’s babydick chubrub gets released. Guy sucks.”

...or scientific value.

This should have been published on The Takeout

It’s Atlantic City!

Some of the hardest working people I’ve ever met ranged from poor AF to lower middle class.

This reminds me of when Wall Street collectively ass raped the whole fuckin’ country and we got so mad about it we locked up Martha Stewart.

I’m a Christian and my Christian beliefs are you don’t do interracial marriage.

I hope that she is, at the very least, exceptionally uncomfortable every waking moment of every single day for the rest of her life. And that would be going easy on her.

No, Betsy, what you don’t like is negative publicity. If people liked you, you’d eat up the attention with a spoon and ask for more.

Does ANYONE in this administration understand that they are supposed to held accountable?

In response, the governor in a statement to the media noted that she was welcomed by the Sioux when they needed aid for recent storm relief and is disappointed by being made unwelcome now.

“Stop saying jets are a disaster!”