I still liked the comment calling him “The Quicker Fucker upper” when he threw his shit paper towels.

Oh, gas v. charcoal - I’m sure this thread will be a calm and reasonable sharing of ideas.

The suspenders are saying “Liberty, Equality, Fraternity”

Why is Reagan shooting through the windshield? How far forward is he sitting that he can stretch his arm through the windshield? Is he shooting his own engine? Why isn’t Reagan respecting property rights? Is the Star Wars sticker supposed to be ironic? Who would let Reagan drive? Where are his jelly beans?

“I know what this is. This is an espresso machine.”

My instagram is nothing but food, cooking, shopping, and traveling. My person does not make an appearance outside of a thumbnail, the tips of two fingers and side of my hand, and the toes of a pair of shoes. Each exactly once...in the 5 years I’ve had the account. I rarely interact with people on instagram if they…

The audacious part was her Sarah plain and tall ass calling Serena thick as if that’s a bad thing. That’s the lens of self-congratulatory whiteness. I double dog dare anyone to attempt to describe Serena without noting her body is the truth. I consider myself straight as a pin and my hubby and I both look at her like,…

Probable midnight DMs from Jason Whitlock?

That’s because it’s easier to hide your racism underneath patriotism. There’s this false belief that if I’m a patriot, I can’t possibly be a racist.

Shirley Muldowney’s my favorite female racer. Talk about a woman who showed up to kick ass and took no shit. She made the top drivers watch their steps in a day where things were even more uphill than they are now.

At least say Michèle Mouton 

Huh. I’d’ve guessed hepatitis.

Reminds me of a joke I heard which went like this:
Q: What do you get if you drive through Tallahassee real slow?
A: A degree from Florida State

I want to live in a world where Peggy Whitson is the biggest celebrity in America, which she deserves to be.

his bike sounds like Satan spray-farting hammers into a sheet metal toilet

Not to be a downer, but is fighting a ticket like this really worth the time and effort? Unless loud exhaust fines are significantly higher than I thought they were, it seems like the combination of lawyer fees and the time you’d have to spend dealing with this would quickly make it not worth it.

That kind of stuff requires a LearJet, at least...

most likely when youre either in the shower or on the toilet

This is what a police state looks like.

That’s Hercule Parrot. He’s a little Belgian.