A friend had one who would mimic his voice and call their cats in the voice he used for feeding them. They fell for it every time.

We had a talking parrot when I was a kid and they are so incredibly smart. He would yell “shut the door” whenever anyone left the house and learned to count in English and Spanish from watching Sesame Street with me. His language skills were incredible and he actually adapted and learned. My mom hated him and always…

That’s Hercule Parrot. He’s a little Belgian.

Team owner Bob Young after the presser.

To be fair, nobody expected anybody in America (or Canada, for that matter) to pay attention to the CFL. Martin Shkreli has been the starting QB for the Argos for the last 2 seasons.

Thoughts and prayers, dude. Offering shelter is just disrespectful to God after you’ve already offered thoughts and prayers.

Thanks. I needed that.

“I grew up relatively close to New Orleans (rural Mississippi) and lived eight of the past 10 years in San Diego County. I was given two opportunities to acclimate into a fan base for two other teams by residence proximity”

I know there have been other globe/Kyrie jokes

I just like this one

The next task for a code: Make Mike Florio laugh.

must determine whether or not the tweet made a football like move

I have avoided this video for that reason. The news clips were enough for me to feel like my country has been completely ripped at the seams. I just can’t deal with that. Its too much for me right now.

He looks like Gollum in that rendering. The artist did a great job.

I’m always looking for an excuse to post this...

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Recommended reading: Octavia Butler and Samuel Delany to prepare your mind for this. And maybe some Ray Bradbury. But NOT Derrick Bell’s Space Traders. Too depressing.

Bruce Arians said on Sirius today that he had to get his stomach pumped twice when he was younger from drinking paint. That’s something.

I’m impressed you got mail from every single fan of this franchise. Do they even have rivals? Does any other fanbase feel any strong emotion about them? Do they even exist?