Like a turkey drumstick….I was eating lunch at the time I read this portion.Luckily I didnt faint.

The hardest thing will be the sheer ickiness of how she gets the handcuffs off.

You haven't read the book obviously.

But, but Lion King 1& 1/2 is definitely Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead…

Santa Dog's a Jesus fetus, has no prsents, had no prsence in the future.

Emma Donaghue gave us Room narrated by a five year old, McEwan gives us Nutshell. Ok, now we need a novel narrated by a spermatazoa, and we'll have done it all.

I will defend his work as an artist…but I give you that it is terribly creepy for the old priest in his Love And Death profess that the meaning of life is simply "Blonde 12 year old girls." And of course most of the plot of Manhattan.

Dean Stockwell was awfu in that. shockingly.

A topic no one has discussed yet…I read his introductions and forewords with as much relish as the tales themselves. He writes his personal thoughts to his Constant Readers as if he and they are like old friends..one of those friends who likes to scare the hell out of you.

Scholastic Books sold a book with an early penis scene?!! Whoa.

Apt Pupil is crap pulp.

Fireman is Hill trying to do The Stand, but not quite getting there. But I loved NOS4A2

Fantastic introduction in Black House but yeah, what a disappointment.

Regulators is better than Desperation.

I think both are underrated gems in the SK film catalog.

I swear that Chuck Pahluniak had to be on his mind…Or in it.

And that why so many disparage the ending…IT is not Pennywise, it's not a spider…it's EVIL.

I gave the book a second read recently. I came to how Jessie was determined to get the handcuffs off while I was trying to eat my lunch at work. BIG MISTAKE.

He's getting a bit lazy in his short stories. I detested, for example, Big Driver.

Good for you. See the whole saga as a celebration of the art of storytelling and you might come away from it the same I felt when I finished it.