And here, we see Kylie emerging from her pupa.

That’s not how you kill a witch in Supernatural. At least not a good one.

would follow

Kristen should just start @KrisStewUterus Twitter handle and take matters into her own hands!

I know I’ll catch shit for this, but Lena has the ugliest fucking tattoos.

Dumb ham’s tat looks like a something a Victorian would pull to turn on a lamp. Rhianna’s Isis is how it’s done proper.

Don’t insult witches by comparing them to this charlatan.

Do anything for a paycheck. See? That wasn’t hard.

is AOL still exists??

That’s the impressively low bar we’ve now set for the most powerful office in the world: allegedly literate.

Nah, fuck her. She helped 45 spread that birther bullshit. I know people feel sorry for her because they think she didn’t sign up for this gig but she supported that asshole through the entire campaign and defended him after the sexual assault allegations came out. She’s a willing partner in all this, and she gets to…

It’s actually a terrible book to read to sick kids. It’s a book you give to people transitioning in life (graduating, etc.) because it speaks of all the wonderful choices you have and where you’ll go. Those THREE sick kids (including one too young to understand you) don’t have much choice in their lives due to their…

I know this isn’t a very extreme case of it, but I honestly live for women who grow up and say ‘fuck you’ to their fathers’ restrictive view points.

“Yeah, but have you considered that he sounded nice, and he publicly thanked a war widow used the widow of a soldier whose blood is on his hands to score political points and distract from the speech’s terrifying message? 

A century after women were “granted” the right to vote by men and we’re still dealing with this shit. I’m so fucking tired of this.

MOTHER!

What makes this even better is that Karen Pence inadvertently joined in.

I don’t even treat my cat like that, and he’s an unapologetic asshole. When I leave he gets an explanation, a general ETA and his ‘shows’ put on repeat (animal planet’s big cat diaries). Other than sheer malice, I can’t think of a single reason to leave like that, much less turn off the lights.

Goodness, both fucking Affleck’s with oscars. To be a mediocre white man in America really is something after all. Fuck the oscars for fucking giving best picture to La La Land.

Except, much as Trump huffs and puffs, almost nothing that’s getting leaked, particularly by low-level White House staffers, is classified. Unflattering stuff like that Trump has no attention span, watches TV, and won’t climb a set of stairs? Sure. Typo-riddled drafts of poorly thought out executive orders? Yes.…