I would raise my hand but it’s buried in an enormous bag of cheesy popcorn.

I was kind of hoping that he would attend and die from a rage-stroke halfway through the opening remarks. Oh well, I guess I’ll just have to wait for Colonel Sanders to finish him off instead...

If the world were just, he wouldn’t be attending because he won’t still be president on April 29.

Meanwhile, Olympic-level trolling inside:

Only one business in my community closed down for the event and it is the best Mexican restaurant in town. Someone posted on their Facebook page “I guess I’ll just go to Taco Bell instead.” and the restaurant just responded with a puking emoji. It was beautiful.

There was a house in my community, a few neighborhoods over, that recently had a dead cow and nails thrown in their driveway. They had several pride flags on their porch. 😒 But the light at the end of this shit tunnel has been that their neighborhood has rallied and people all over the neighborhood have hug up pride…

They were warned. It was explained to them. Still, they persisted.

and here we go: blame, blame, whine, blame, lie, blame

Well shit, I’ll full-throatedly endorse hucking shit at motorcades.

A CNN correspondent covering the story on the ground noted in her dispatch that the president, “travels in a limo called ‘The Beast’ that is armor-plated,” like an actual super-villain.

You don’t know it, kid, but you threw that block for a lot of people. Vaya con dios, young warrior.

isn’t throwing shit you found on the ground at other moving shit what childhood is all about?

I think horrible people are just naturally drawn to each other.

Serious question: does Donald actively seek out terrible people to associate with, or do normal people who associate with him eventually become terrible?

“I saw them out on the lawn today,” Trump said of the bride and groom, who were standing nearby. “I said to the Prime Minister of Japan, I said, ‘C’mon Shinzo, let’s go over and say hello.’ “

In addition to being massively stupid, Trump seems like the sort of guy who would literally forget that busboys and other service staff are actual people with eyes/ears/comprehension. He probably regarded most people there as furniture.

At least Trump is verry open about him being a corrupt president. He said so himselfe about these guest “They’ve paid me a fortune.”. And for their money they got the full treatment from him. For the right amount of money you can buy from him what ever policies, actions or position you want.

Don’t worry, Congress has looked into this thoroughly. They would like to note that Trump ran with an (R) after his name, so everything is fine by them.

Despite this being 2017, it took me a minute to realize you meant the Secret Service and weren’t referring to the Nazi military group.