What’s the point of having a royal baby if you’re not gonna give it a red cape and a plushy scepter.

“Kanye was smiling at me, but as if you programmed a robot to smile,” Schumer said.

If I didn’t read Jezebel I would have no idea who Amber Rose is and I still don’t know what she does.

Don’t speak that way about hamsters.

I can’t imagine what it must be like to believe that fondling little girls while they’re asleep is no big thing. They keep insinuating that it’s fine because they were asleep. This is like saying it’s better to rape a girl who is blacked out than one who is sober.

Nope. Best practices for suicide reporting recommend not using “committed,” which sounds like a crime or, to religious communities, like a sin, and “kill yourself” is just insensitive, crude, and poorly phrased. “Died by suicide” is the phrasing recommended by mental health professionals and the American Foundation…

Context matters when enforcing the rules? So, if I’m getting C’s and violate the dress code, it’s ok to send me to detention? Or my child? How is a school supposed to arbitrarily enforce the rules like this? The boys’ parents should have called the school or provided a note in advance.

WTF story of the year, non-Florida category.

This guy is seriously one of the biggest fucking pieces of shit in the world. I don’t know how in the fuck he sleeps at night. Can’t wait for the day that karma comes for him.

Seriously “they’ve never been in trouble before” is the same reason why clean cut, white guys from “good families” get a pass on serious crimes, while “thuggish” looking kids of color with single moms get the book thrown at them for minor offenses.

But they’re not outstanding kids. They’re two kids who are good at sports, they’re outstanding at the sports they played. Maybe these two kids were also generally great kids, but being all conference doesn’t make you an outstanding kid. You’re effectively saying that because the guys are good at sports the rules…

Right? And it’s not like she was being required to wear high heels. I wear ballet flats all the damned time.

I’m sure I’ll get a lot of shit for this, but I just cant manage to muster up any sympathy for this girl or her mother. Where dress codes are sexist or unequally applied, I acknowledge and accept that shining a light on it and shaming the administrators can be a good thing. No one should be made to feel shitty simply…

He wouldn’t have approved. He’s a sandals sort of guy.

..to crocs.

Jesus Christ could not be reached for comment.

That show is a goldmine of gifs

“Having a drunken stranger stalk you and show up in his underwear in your apartment is a beautiful thing!” He shouted at me. “Why are you treating it like it’s dirty?”

Best to not make internet diagnosis while also equating TERRIBLE BEHAVIOR = MENTAL ISSUES. He might have had a mental issue, but also might just have been an asshole. There are plenty of examples out there of so called “nice” men who refuse to ever take “no” for an answer. It doesn’t always end well for the woman…